I can’t WAIT for Mr. “Slapping’ Down the Conservatives” Dion to call an election.

I am starting to think that the Conservative Party actually has a stockpile of these blatant wastes of taxpayer money sitting in a drawer, ready to pull them out one at a time in the run-up to an election.

I am trying to fathom the confidential briefing that must have taken place a couple of years ago…

CHRETIEN – So, Mees Joostice Minister, what are we going to do in dees, my dying days as Prime Meenister?

McLELLAN – We are so nice to prisoners. If only they could vote!

CHRETIEN – But dey can, can’t dey?

McLELLAN – Hey… yeah… why don’t we?

CHRETIEN – Den we can do nice tings fer dem to make dem love us, and keep us in power forevair!

McLELLAN – Hmm… criminals like tattoos. What if we gave them all free ones?

CHRETIEN – Den we would be in powair for evair! You ARE de smart one for an Albertan, aren’t you?

Go ahead, Dion. Make Canada’s day. We’ll see what else the government you were involved in has been up to for the last 13 years.